Urns For Cremated Remains
Is this funny.... a joke..?
After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.
According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.
Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.
"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that blow job I was
promising you."
oh ho ho, i love it i love it, that was a good one, well done mi amigo. mwah!! million/10
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Library of Dust $41.42 Esteemed photographer David Maisel has created a somber and beautiful series of images depicting canisters containing the cremated remains of the unclaimed dead from an Oregon psychiatric hospital. Dating back as far as the nineteenth century, these canisters have undergone chemical reactions, causing extravagant blooms of brilliant white, green, and blue corrosion, revealing unexpected beauty in ... |
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